Sin On Wheels
An ideal living condition for me would be a Sister Wives arrangement with my hot friends and a rich old man that we hate and bully
omg once in passing I heard this really obnoxious theater girl at my school say “No guys, like, I was awkward before awkward was a thing” after cleaning up my vomit I ran to the chapel to pray that she be struck down in accordance with scripture
i only just found this in my ask but i’m cackling
that’s disgusting. also overuse of the word awkward i.e i’m so awkward xD
i’m getting too emotionally fragile for this can the law please take effect asap before i faint from my trapeze swing
petition to make using the following words a criminal offence:
add more to make the world a safer place
saying “awesomeness” should be punishable by death
oh my GOD I used to know someone who practically used that word as a catchphrase and I wholeheartedly agree
Also adorkable and preggo
I’ve never heard anyone say adorkable before and I thank god every day for that
“A Spanish Lady” by Abbey Altson (1866-1949).
The Blood of a Pomegranate- Stephen Mackey
Boucheron swan necklace.