imagining the people behind Magic Mike all being paid to sit in a room and come up with some sort of plot for a thinly veiled mom-p*rno is the funniest part of Magic Mike

I have yet to watch it

my review: it has some farm ho moments but that’s about all i can give it out of 5

I can’t believe i saw Magic Mike in cinemas

jackanthonyfernandez:

this is currently #1 on itunes and i kinda feel it. this is kinda a ‘we are never ever getting back together’ sitch where a country singer goes ahead and makes a 100% Pop Single and its good

hnmmmm

arabellesicardi:

After much consideration these are my six selfies for 2014 for that tag none of u fuckers tagged me for i am a #LONEWOLF #SOALONE

idk… i only ate food with tabasco on it from ages 7-13 and i think i garnered some supernatural power that way

oh my god i think that’s a power in itself for a 7 year old

jackanthonyfernandez:

Dolly Parton has a slot machine OMG

jackanthonyfernandez:

Dolly Parton has a slot machine OMG

do you think there’s a correlation between little kids who refuse to eat anything but plain pasta/nutella sandwiches without crusts/chicken nuggets and brain function because my brother was that kid while i ate my vegetables and I’m me and he is très problematiqué

obsessed with wigs….. or obsessed with glamour

realitytvgifs:

same
honestly what is your life

awful people bring out the best in me i think