Sin On Wheels
An ideal living condition for me would be a Sister Wives arrangement with my hot friends and a rich old man that we hate and bully
omg once in passing I heard this really obnoxious theater girl at my school say “No guys, like, I was awkward before awkward was a thing” after cleaning up my vomit I ran to the chapel to pray that she be struck down in accordance with scripture
have MERCY
*it turns out that im not beating my eyelashes to be coy and sexy my eyelids are just flapping in the wind from sliding down the staircase railing too fast*
i only just found this in my ask but i’m cackling
that’s disgusting. also overuse of the word awkward i.e i’m so awkward xD
i’m getting too emotionally fragile for this can the law please take effect asap before i faint from my trapeze swing
petition to make using the following words a criminal offence:
- hubby
- preggo
- adorkable
- awesomeness
add more to make the world a safer place
saying “awesomeness” should be punishable by death
oh my GOD I used to know someone who practically used that word as a catchphrase and I wholeheartedly agree
